Some of them are classic
“Mister is your tire flat?”
“were you awake”
Then your mother always told you
“wear clean underwear, you might be in a wreck”
I love the ones that scream for you
To do something
“do not touch the paint”
“No walking on the grass”
As most of you know I have for several years
Been attempting to lose weight
Maybe in all honesty I have surrendered
Years ago at a covered dish dinner at church
I said, “ if the sisters of this church intentionally
Tempted me as much physically
As they do with food it would be a scandal
So recently, I fell again
First one of the guys
Who I have breakfast with on Tuesdays
Who inspires me to eat oatmeal
Gave me some really sweet and tasty bread
To take home and I ate the whole thing
With a wonderful
Bunch of friends
The meal was good and healthy
Then dissert
Some thing made out of Oreo cookies and yogurt
The fact that it was yogurt
Temped me to eat a large serving
I have had about all the advice and help
That I can stand
